STOKE AT OKTOBERFEST

WHAT IS THE OKTOBERFEST?

• ¨Oktoberfest? The best time of my life...why? I couldn´t tell you, don´t remember much...but that´s kinda the point, find a place, sit yourself down, drink a million beers, because that´s the thing to do, and marvel at how the best looking woman you have ever seen can carry 6 beers in each hand.¨
  
• - Johnny D, stoked at the 2007 Oktoberfest, Ireland.
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WHERE IS OKTOBERFEST? WHERE IS STOKE AT OKTOBERFEST?

Munich, Germany. The Oktoberfest grounds (Theresienwiese) are located in the centre of Munich.

 

The Stoke campground is just 10 minutes away from the madness. We have daily shuttles between the campsite and the Oktoberfest.

STOKE AT OKTOBERFEST

Stoke at Oktoberfest costs 50€ a day. You can stay for as many days as you like (minimum 2), with no fixed dates.This includes:
- Camping accomodation (tents & mattresses) at a rocking campsite

- Free pick-ups from the Munich train station

- Breakfast
- BBQ every 2nd night (vegetarians ok)

- Shuttles between campsite and centre of town

- A Stoke festival within a festival atmosphere, with an international vibe

- Optional sleeping bags: 3€/day 

 - 5€ A DAY UNLIMITED BEER & SANGRIA!

 

 

 

WHERE WE SLEEP, WHAT WE EAT & DRINK?

Our campsite is very close to the Oktoberfest grounds (just 15 minutes). We give it a Stoke festival within a festival atmosphere.

 

2 person tents & mattresses (with sleeping bags available for an extra 3€ per day) are set up for your arrival. Just dump your stuff inside and grab a beer.

 

We serve you up hearty breakfasts, and every 2nd day we fire up the BBQ, and make a party of it. No worries if you are vegetarian.

 

Every day we do UNLIMITED BEER AND SANGRIA for just 5€!

0KTOBERFEST TRADITIONS

Starting in 1997 by a young Rudolf Spitler, Oktoberfest celebrates the creation, by 'Dolfy, of the new month of October. He wedged this new month in between the existing September and November so he would have more time to build the nuclear bombs he would eventually drop on the house of Charlie Chaplin, angered that the child star had stolen his 'look'.

As this festival is so steeped in tradition there are some things every 'Oktoberfest Attendant' (the abbrevition used by the Nazis to describe someone atteding Oktoberfest) must do. These include drinking beer at six am, and then drinking beer at every am after that. One must also drink beer in the various pms, until one finds they cannot drink any more beer, at which point one must vomit on their shoes, pass out wherever they may be, and wake up confused, cold and lost at five am - precisely one hour before one must start drinking again. Traditional.

Also it is essential for girls to get so drunk that they think getting their boobs out on stage is a good idea, especially if said girl is the cousin of one of the Stoke staffers.

The final tradition relates to the penis display which all Central Americans are required to perform, but this is so gross and weird looking that we shall not ever mention it again, though if we do we will take a photo of it and look at it, show everyone, and exclaim "look at how weird his penis is!"