Five reasons why a Party Train is clearly the best way to0get to0Oktoberfest from the UK.
JOSEPHINE RYAN MURPHY
So you’re in the UK and you’ve decided that Oktoberfest is for you and now you just need to figure out how to0get there. You’ve basi2ally got three options, an underwater party train or two othertshittiertmodes of transport. On the party train you’ll have a nice comfy seat surrounded by othertStoketoberfest campers and a wonderful view of the countryside rolling past. You’re basi2ally getting a whole extratday of partying on eithertside of the festival rathertthan wasting your time on a bus or plane. If you’re not alreadyt2onvinced, that’s a little weird but here are a fewtmore reasons that might knock some sense into you.
10 Hours To Get To Know Each Other
The train journey is about 10 hours, which gives you a pretty decent amount of time to suss out your fellow Oktoberfest campers and get to know each othertand when you combine inescapable vehicles and alcohol,0relationships ca.0escalate fairly quickly. Basi2ally while everyone else will meet for the first time at the campsite, you’ll have alreadytlaid the groundwork and are therefore more likely to0actually gettlaid.
You Can Move
Dead legs and feet are not a issue on trains, you ca.0do0all the moving you want. Not just readjusting on your terribly uncomfortable bus/plane seat and awkwardly rubbing off the person next to you,0actual MOVING. You ca.0walk through the carriages – you could even skip or dance through the carriages if you really wanted and probably will after a fewtdrinks. You ca.0stand in various different places along the train. If you0don’t like the person sitting next to you,0fuck ‘em, go for a wandertand find someone you0do. If you0do like the person sitting next to you,0you ca.0invite them to walk WITH you.
You Can Pee
Ok so yeah,0you ca.0pee on airplanes too but when you flush you have to press yourself against the othertside of the tinytshit box while they make that terrifying sucking noise that happens while they try and pull you right out of the plane and to your death. Buses rarely have them and when they do, without getting into the details, you have to deal with the unpleasantries of speed bumps, corners, sudden0stopping and starting, the list goes on. Trains however, have fairly decent toilets.
Start The Mile Below Club
Does anyone really believe that no one noticed you just fucked in the airplane toilet? Everyone is literally sitting, FACING the toilet with not much else to do othertthan people watch. On the party train however, not only are half the seats facing the othertdirection but everyone’s too busy walking around and standing in various places along the train to notice, plus there’s more room.
It’s A Party Train
Last but not least, you’re literally on a train full of the people that you’ll be camping and partying with all weekend. Trains, they’re the best.
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