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Some Good News For A Change: Stoke Travel Doing Just Fine
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Yep, like the rest of the travel industry, everything is a-ok for your pals at Stoke.
Finally experiencing a bit of long-waited-for good fortune, Stoke Travel is happy to announce that everything is just fine, despite the inevitable incoming global recession, grounding of basically all flights, lockdown of the entire planet, near total decimation of the travel industry and no perceivable end in sight.
“Yeah this is fine,” explained Stoke Travel CEO Toby Paramor, “we’ve had to cancel all of our spring trips due to coronavirus and summer is very much up in the air. Because of the uncertainty nobody is booking trips for the future – because nobody has any future – and those amongst us who are optimistic about coronavirus-based travel restrictions lifting in time to do some summer travels around Europe are now in a position of massive financial insecurity, probably having lost their job, and everyone’s more concerned about how they’re going to live in the foreseeable future, than they are about booking frivolous travel.
“But of course we’re fine. We’re still open for business, and when restrictions finally do lift we’ll be doing our bit to help people make up for the lost time in lockdowns. Plus we’re all healthy – self-inflicted party ailments aside – and are able to do our bit for the community by just staying inside. So yeah, while this did start out as a tongue-in-cheek April Fools’ joke about how much we’re struggling, when you look at it like that, we’ve still got a job, a roof over our heads, our health and enough to eat and drink, so yeah, we actually are just doing fine. Cheers.”