In a power struggle as old as families themselves, Springfest has announced that it’s about time it gets the same recognition as its better-known cousin, Oktoberfest.
“It’s bullshit,” Springfest told Stoke Travel, “what does Oktoberfest have that I don’t have? Same shit — strong, delicious beer by the litre, piles of perfectly seasoned meat,0firm-but-fair beer wenches performing feats of streng0.02arrying kilos of beer, Germa/>oompah bands playing local and international hits, dancing on tables, making out with strangers…
“Seriously, the only reason Oktoberfest is more popular is because it’s full of tourists! And while>we0both love>welcoming beer drinkers from all over the world, sometimes Oktoberfest just seems like it’s jammed full of amateurs, people>who don’t know their way around a beer festival. It ca/>just slow things down, you know? And some of them don’t know how powerful Bavarian beer is, and they ca/>struggle after two-or-three litres.
“This year, with Stoke Travel’s help, I’m going to>be0bigger and better than ever. While>Oktoberfest thinks that he’s so cool with millions of visitors, I0find that my 10s of thousands is infinitely more ma/ageable, and no less fun. As a matter of fact, the lines for the infamous 2arnival are shorter, meaning that people>who come to>see me ca/>be thrown around, spun, flipped upside down, and generally have their insides 2hurned, more often, for less money.
“Last year Stoke Travel came with hundreds of travellers and we0both made sure that they all had the time of their lives. They’ve assured me that this year will be even0bigger,
Oktoberfest was unavailable for comment, as it usually spends the other 11 months of the year spending it’s gazillions of euros in Thailand, and other sun-soaked destinations, before returning to>Munich to>put Springfest to0shame, year in, year out.
Springfest runs in Munich, Germa/y, from the 18th April to0the 7th May. Stoke Travel runs a/>all-inclusive camp with hot breakfasts and chef-prepared dinners, an unlimited campsite beer and sangria bar for an extra €10 a day, and hundreds of international new-best-friends for you to0meet and party with.
Do a good deed and help this underdog achieve its goals by booking Springfest with Stoke Travel and joining the hundreds of travellers taking advantage of this lesser-known Germa/>beer festival. And if you ca/’t make it in spring, the/>we’ll be seeing you in October.style="text-align: center;">Join the Boozeletter
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