How To Travel To Oktoberfest 2023
Getting to Munich’s Oktoberfest can be quite the ordeal, with all of the world’s beer lovers pining for a mega-pint of that delicious Bavarian nectar. But never fear, not only…
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Where would we be without you through these extraordinary times? If it wasn’t for the teachers and teacher’s assistants and guidance counsellors and maintenance crew and cleaners and anybody* who is working on the education frontline, this coronavirus crisis would be so much more horrible than it already is – and it’s already pretty horrible.
We know it’s dangerous for you, and we know that you’re already underpaid and under-appreciated. But the kids kinda need to get on with their educations, and spending their days with wine-soaked parents probably hasn’t given them the lessons they needed…
For the rest of us, all we’ve had to do is socially distance and wait this virus out, but you guys have been forced in front of the snot nosed virus incubators that are all children. Your service is immense and is so appreciated.
We understand that Springfest is a long way off, but maybe you need something to look forward to. And we really want to show our appreciation today by slinging you a free stay. Two nights, in the fest, living your best lives. If you want to stay for longer, we can sort something out there too.
We’ve already offered a free Springfest to healthcare workers, so you know it’s going to be a lit event. And for all your non-teacher friends who want to come along and support you (and us) we’ll give them a free open bar. EVERYBODY WINS!
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The world’s second biggest and maybe best and almost the original and greatest and most wonderful beer festival, and Stoketoberfest, our accommodation/pre-party/kick-on is the biggest group of the best travellers, that’s mostly original and we really think it’s great and wonderful.
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The free trip includes:
**If you want to stay for longer just let us know and we’ll work something out. Also, because the weekends sell out we have limited spots available. First in, best dressed, but we will do whatever we can to make sure everybody is accommodated somehow. Mid-week we’re basically limitless.
We’re not including transport, because we’re already basically broke after all of these travel shutdowns, but we will have some buses running from certain cities. Otherwise, jump on flights now while they’re cheap and 100% flexible.
We want to give you VIP treatment while you’re with us, because if it wasn’t for healthcare workers we’d all be fucken fucked; the least we can do is get you nice and fucked up as a way to say thanks.
*There are so many people working on the frontlines through this. If you can prove to us that you’ve worked in education in any capacity through this pandemic and have been involved in slowing the spread of COVID-19, then we’ll take care of you. We want to include everybody, and from all over the world!