How To Travel To Oktoberfest 2023
Getting to Munich’s Oktoberfest can be quite the ordeal, with all of the world’s beer lovers pining for a mega-pint of that delicious Bavarian nectar. But never fear, not only…
Where would we be without you through these extraordinary times? If it wasn’t for the nurses and doctors and administrators and everybody* who is working on the frontline, this coronavirus crisis would be so much more horrible than it already is – and it’s already pretty horrible. For the most of us all we have to do to play our part in squashing this virus is to stay at home, to become at one with our couch, and keep up our Oktoberfest training (while staying within government alcohol consumption guidelines).
But those on the frontline? You’re going to work every day, working super long hours, in a hectic environment, exposing yourself to the virus, to a potentially scared and irrational public, and doing so for, frankly, nowhere near enough money.
We don’t know when this will be over, but we do know that when it is you will have deserved one helluva party. And we just so happen to know of a party that’s likely to go ahead, and that will be ab-so-fucken-lutely just what the doctor (theoretically) ordered for the doctors (actually, and their colleagues).
It’s the world’s biggest and best and original and greatest and most wonderful beer festival, and Stoketoberfest, our accommodation/pre-party/kick-on is the biggest group of the best travellers, that’s mostly original and we really think it’s great and wonderful.
Make sure you fill in all fields with an “*”.
The free trip includes:
**If you want to stay for longer just let us know and we’ll work something out. Also, because the weekends sell out we have limited spots available. First in, best dressed, but we will do whatever we can to make sure everybody is accommodated somehow. Mid-week we’re basically limitless.
We’re not including transport, because we’re already basically broke after all of these travel shutdowns, but we will have some buses running from certain cities. Otherwise, jump on flights now while they’re cheap and 100% flexible.
We want to give you VIP treatment while you’re with us, because if it wasn’t for healthcare workers we’d all be fucken fucked; the least we can do is get you nice and fucked up as a way to say thanks.
*There are so many people working on the frontlines through this. If you can prove to us that you’ve worked in healthcare through this pandemic and have been involved in slowing the spread of COVID-19, then we’ll take care of you. We want to include everybody, and from all over the world!