Last Minute Checklist For Summer 2019
A helping hand from Stoke to make sure you’re prepared for what this summer has in store. JOSEPHINE RYAN MURPHY Summer really is finally, almost here. Flights have been booked,…
You’ve just participated in La Tomatina, the biggest food fight in the world. You swear to god you’ll (probably) never look at gazpacho the same way. You’re covered in to-ma-to from your head to-ya-toes. You smell like a B.O.-ey Heinz factory and you’re genuinely wondering if a rogue tomato seed up the stink hole could sprout a vine in the small intestine. So you’re going to have to get those seeds out somehow… and this is no easy task. If you’re confused as to just how you should clean those cheeky bastards out of your cheekies (and everywhere else), be confused no more. This comprehensive list gives you instructions on how to obtain that cleanliness you so desperately desire , post-La Tomatina.
These are only a slight exaggeration…There is going to be a lot of tomato to scrub off.
If you think about it…:
130 tonnes of tomatoes
/
20000 people
X (at least 6) orifices
= 1 metric fuck ton of potential tomato orifice infiltration
Laugh about it now, Stokies. But you’re probably going to want to bookmark this URL. Just in case.
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