All the reasons you should join Stoke at Oktoberfest 2016, in alphabetical order. Book your Stoketoberfest experience now to see how many you can add to the list!
A: alcohol, after-grog bog, assholes, acrobatics, accordions, awkwardness, air mattresses, aspirin
B: beers, bratwursts, boobs, bavarians, bile, buses, braids, body odour, banging, backpackers, back sweat, ball sweat, Berocca
C: cuddle puddles, currywurst, consumption, cross-dressing, carnivalesque celebrations, chesticles, chanting, cheers-ing, condoms, chilly, carbohydrates
D: dirndls, doodles, drool, drinks-dranks-drunks, dancing, dirt, DJs, deflated mattresses, drinking songs, die-hards
E: experimentation, extra-curricular activities, erections, expressions of interest, Ein Prosit!
F: flirtation, frivolity, ferris wheel, friction rash, festbiers, fondling, filth
G: German sausages (of many edible varieties, winky face), Germans, groping, guapos and guapas, greasies
H: halls, hormones, heat, hotties, horny people, head (on beers), hooters, Hey Baby
I: international love, idiots abroad, indigestion
J: jugglers, jugs (both kinds), jail, jousting
K: kegs
L: lederhosens, laughter, language barriers, litre steins, live music, licking, late-night feasting, lapse of memory
M: magic, madness, mess, Märzen, memories, mammaries, mates
N: nudity, nameless lovers, narcotics, naps (tactical, of course), nipples, nip-slips, nastiness
O: orgasms, offensiveness, open bars, open sexuality, one-night-stands, orgies
P: passing out, prost, pretzels, promiscuity, procreation, plaid, plaits, pegging, propositioning, projectiling, pain-killers, pheromones
Q: quaffing, queues, quickies
R: raunchiness, rides, Rolling Circus, regrets, rashes, rowdy, risk-taking behaviour, racks, regurgitation
S: Stoketoberfest, steins, steins and more steins, sausages, singing, sparkles, stumbling, spooning, schizen, Stokies, spewing, spillage
T: Tent-a-sutra, thirstiness, thrusting, tits, travellers, tac-voms, table dancing, tripping
U: underwear (or lack thereof), unlimited alcohol, unzipping,
V: vomit, vivaciousness, Volksfest
W: winepedos, wienerwursts, weirdness, wenches, willies, wellies
X: Xtreme party, X-rated behaviour
Y: YOLO (you’ll obviously love Oktoberfest), youths, young lovers, yielding, YAASSSSS, your tent or mine?
Z: zero moral standards, zippers, zombification
Getting excited yet? Check out our Stoke’s Guide to Tent-A-Sutra for some handy tips to improve your Oktoberfest experience.
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