Oktoberfest is the world’s largest, wildest beer festival. With robust Bavarian brews, unbeatable German chow, a massive carnival, and booming brass bands, it’s no wonder Oktoberfest draws millions of festival-goers…
The ABCs of Oktoberfest
All the reasons you should join Stoke at Oktoberfest 2019, in alphabetical order. Book your Stoketoberfest experience now to see how many you can add to the list!
A: alcohol, after-grog bog, assholes, acrobatics, accordions, awkwardness, air mattresses, aspirin
B: beers, bratwursts, boobs, Bavarians, bile, buses, braids, body odour, banging, backpackers, back sweat, ball sweat, Berocca
C: cuddle puddles, currywurst, consumption, cross-dressing, carnivalesque celebrations, chesticles, chanting, cheers-ing, condoms, chilly, carbohydrates
D: dirndls, doodles, drool, drinks-dranks-drunks, dancing, dirt, DJs, deflated mattresses, drinking songs, die-hards
E: experimentation, extra-curricular activities, erections, expressions of interest, Ein Prosit!
F: flirtation, frivolity, ferris wheel, friction rash, festbiers, fondling, filth
G: German sausages (of many edible varieties, winky face), Germans, groping, guapos and guapas, greasies
H: halls, hormones, heat, hotties, horny people, head (on beers), hooters, Hey Baby
I: international love, idiots abroad, indigestion
J: jugglers, jugs (both kinds), jail, jousting
L: lederhosens, laughter, language barriers, litre steins, live music, licking, late-night feasting, lapse of memory
M: magic, madness, mess, Märzen, memories, mammaries, mates
N: nudity, nameless lovers, narcotics, naps (tactical, of course), nipples, nip-slips, nastiness
O: orgasms, offensiveness, open bars, open sexuality, one-night-stands, orgies
P: passing out, prost, pretzels, promiscuity, procreation, plaid, plaits, pegging, propositioning, projectiling, pain-killers, pheromones
Q: quaffing, queues, quickies
R: raunchiness, rides, Rolling Circus, regrets, rashes, rowdy, risk-taking behaviour, racks, regurgitation
S: Stoketoberfest, steins, steins and more steins, sausages, singing, sparkles, stumbling, spooning, schizen, Stokies, spewing, spillage
T: Tent-a-sutra, thirstiness, thrusting, tits, travellers, tac-voms, table dancing, tripping
U: underwear (or lack thereof), unlimited alcohol, unzipping,
V: vomit, vivaciousness, Volksfest
W: winepedos, wienerwursts, weirdness, wenches, willies, wellies
X: Xtreme party, X-rated behaviour
Y: YOLO (you’ll obviously love Oktoberfest), youths, young lovers, yielding, YAASSSSS, your tent or mine?
Z: zero moral standards, zippers, zombification
Getting excited yet? Check out our Stoke’s Guide to Tent-A-Sutra for some handy tips to improve your Oktoberfest experience.
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