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Stoke’s Spanish Phrasebook

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Posted by Stoke Media Team
1 year ago | November 2, 2017

Stoke’s Spanish Phrasebook

Seven Spanish sayings that’ll tug at your tortilla

Language apps are great, but they don’t always teach you the most practical phrases. Speak español like a sultry señorita with our curious Spanish expressions, which are definitely more useful than “Elefante como una manzana” (thanks for that, DuoLingo).

 

  1. Me suda la polla

Literal translation: It makes my dick sweat.

Meaning: I don’t care/don’t give a fuck.

Example:

Dude: “I don’t have a condom.”

You: “Me suda la polla.”

 

  1. Me cago en la leche

Literal translation: I shit on/in the milk.

Meaning: Goddamnit.

With varieties: me cago en ti (on/in you), en tu madre (on/in your mum), en dios (on/in God), en todo (on/in everything), or en la leche de tu madre.

Example:

Boss: “You’re fired.”

You: “Me cago en tu madre!”

 

  1. Relaja la raja

Literal translation: Relax your pussy.

Meaning: Chill out.

Example:

mum@gmail.com: “You haven’t written back to my emails in over a fortnight, are you alive?”

hostelbunk69er@hotmail.com: “Relaja la raja, Mum.”  

 

  1. Me toca los huevos  

Literal translation: It touches my balls.

Meaning: I’m not bothered.

Example:

Waiter: “I’m sorry ma’am, we don’t have Coke, only Pepsi. Is that okay?”

Tourist who speaks excellent Spanish: “Me toca los huevos.”

 

  1. La madre que te parió

Literal translation: The mother who bore you.

Meaning: Insult similar to “you bastard”. Can be used in a comradely way, when a friend has done something that surprises you.

Example:

Friend: “Hey, I hooked up with your cousin.”

You: “La madre que te parió! She’s so hot.”  


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